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So lets get right to it with my fucked up cop story...

This happened last year around August. I was standing outside of my house waiting for my Mom. I normally walk my Mom to the buss station on the way to her work. It helps her get by the grueling day.

So she comes out after a few minutes, we cross the street...

BAM!



Four. Count 'em. FOUR SQUAD CARS APPEAR OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE!

They jump out with their hands on the holsters of their guns and they come to ask me questions.

Apparently someone called in saying I was a suspicious individual and possible terrorist threat.

....

WHAT THE FUCK!?!

I have been living in my town for 8 years now! Everyone knows me, the POLICE have my records. WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCCCCKK!?!

So the fucks are asking for my info (not like they could not bring it up on the computer) so nobody calls in the report again. I am fucking around with them since they apparently came out at me like I was Jeffry fucking Dalmer.

Here is the best argument that came out of this:


Fucker Cop 1: What is your name Sir.

Me: I am not saying until my Mom is done talking to that cop.

Fucker Cop 1: How old are you kid?

Me: 19

Fucker Cop 1: Well you do not need permission from your Momma anymore you are an adult now.

Me: Yea. That is why...as an adult...I am making the choice to not speak to you about that until my Mom is done talking to that cop.

Fucker Cops: ....


Apparently a simple thing like that confuses Pig Logic.

So after much talking and paper work, thing were done. The cops promised they will not bust me for no reason again, my Mom missed her buss and I am pissed off 'till the cows come home.

Joy.

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tripleh_rules
Jun. 5th, 2007 11:33 pm (UTC)
the song by D.I. "Persecution for Profit" I think sums it up for you:

They are parasites of the working class
System funded by extorting your cash
Regulations smothering the land of the free
Brainwashed cops walk all over human rights
Preying on citizens caught in this monetary trap
Scoffed by self consuming bureaucrats

You see it all a scam
It's a company called Uncle Sam
I work there and you work there too
Persecuted by the man in blue
Exploited by the gastpo police
Hopelessly sucked in to communist rule
I love my country yes it's true
I fear my government and so should you

Politically stuck in this probation trap
As government glue keeps you stuck in your tacks
Underground corruption of the CIA
As new horizons and creativity fade away
As political monopoly eats us alive
Big brother says do or die!

You see there is a fine line
Between government and organized crime
And they are using me and they are using you
Persecuted by the man in blue

Exploited by the gastpo police
Hopelessly sucked in to communist rule
I love my country yes it's true
I fear my government and so should you

They are parasites of the working class
System funded by extorting your cash
Regulations smothering the land of the free
Brainwashed cops walk all over human rights
Preying on citizens caught in this monetary trap
Scoffed by self consuming bureaucrats

You see it all a scam
It's a company called Uncle Sam
You work there and I work there too
Persecuted by the man in blue


Persecution for profit
Persecution for profit
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